work and wArship - 1
This is another funny series like counter-encounter I published in 2010. It supposed to be funny, not to hurt any one. I am trying to target usual workplace questions.
How is your day ?
Ask me that question on a weekend, I will positively answer.
How is it going ?
Now or before you came here ?
If you can do that, I would appreciate that.
I am not trying to please you.
Can we meet the dead line ?
Yes, if you can get off my head.
Can I ask you a stupid question ?
Stupidity is not a crime, but you hare right to remain silent.
Give you 100% at work ?
Well I can't let you suck my blood 100%.
You need to show your leadership skills.
oops, I forgot at home.
Think outside box.
That't why I am taking my brain for a walk.
You need to motivate team.
I know, but beer is not allowed at work.
You have to identify areas of growth.
I know my tummy is not one of them.
How is your day ?
Ask me that question on a weekend, I will positively answer.
How is it going ?
Now or before you came here ?
If you can do that, I would appreciate that.
I am not trying to please you.
Can we meet the dead line ?
Yes, if you can get off my head.
Can I ask you a stupid question ?
Stupidity is not a crime, but you hare right to remain silent.
Give you 100% at work ?
Well I can't let you suck my blood 100%.
You need to show your leadership skills.
oops, I forgot at home.
Think outside box.
That't why I am taking my brain for a walk.
You need to motivate team.
I know, but beer is not allowed at work.
You have to identify areas of growth.
I know my tummy is not one of them.
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