Counter-Encounter 2

You like driving ?
No body hates going on road more than me

you are on my way
I am the way

Where do you live ?
I live in Heaven, why cant you come and make it hell.

I think the theory behind this is.....
You are a wonderful professor, but please shut up.

what could have caused this?
I don't have Sherlock Holmes in me.

You have good memory ?
My system hard drive is the only official source of my memory.

Tell me about beautiful women ?
Show me a beautiful women I will show you at least one man , tired of her.

what is your experience ?
I think I have enough experience to be with patience.

With whom I can share my problems ?
20% don't care about your problem and the other 80% are happy you have it.

What is super power?
The power you get when some one is wrong.

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