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iHell

Just like all my other blog posts, this is also for fun, not to hurt any ifans.... (iPhone, iPod, iPad, iOS) :-) Our Hero, Mottu was slapped in the face early in the morning by his phone, you heard it right SLAP. This is new facility with iOS10.0 and iPhone 12. You will be slapped, if you snooze your alarm more than twice. He used iBrush to brush his teeth. It uses latest OS, so your friends on Facebook know at what time you brushed and how many teeth you covered. Updates are automatic, thats the fun part. Similar to this, he gave his updates on Facebook and twitter using iShit, iBath, iBreak fast. The best feature  is, it automatically updates photos and videos of all the above activities into your social networking. You can read comments from your friends later. After using iDrive application Mottu reached office. This app will update the route you traveled. Well after busy day of iLunch, iSmoke, iSnack, he went home. Mottu used iLust app to find the hottest girl, its fun datin

Wal-Mart Shared holders meeting

Excerpt from Wal-Mart Share holders meeting. 20th international year for Wal-mart. 2.4 trillion dollars growth in 5 years to come in Retail industry. Top 5 priorities from CEO: Growth is the top priority. 19.2 billion dollars earned for share holders during last year. EDLP and EDLC, Every Day Low Pricies and Every Day Low Costs. Global E-Commerce: Couple of companies were bought in China and US for growing E-Commerce. Talent: Diversity and inclusion in talent growth. Live better: Fighting hunger, sustainability.