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Counter-Encounter 2

You like driving ? No body hates going on road more than me you are on my way I am the way Where do you live ? I live in Heaven, why cant you come and make it hell. I think the theory behind this is..... You are a wonderful professor, but please shut up. what could have caused this? I don't have Sherlock Holmes in me. You have good memory ? My system hard drive is the only official source of my memory. Tell me about beautiful women ? Show me a beautiful women I will show you at least one man , tired of her. what is your experience ? I think I have enough experience to be with patience. With whom I can share my problems ? 20% don't care about your problem and the other 80% are happy you have it. What is super power? The power you get when some one is wrong.

Winners in IPL 2

I want to announce different winner for IPL-2, not any of the teams played in the tournament. Read till the end.... Every one knows, Deccan Chargers won the IPL 2. Feeling happy as a Hyderabadi. If you look at the number of wins they have in IPL 1 & 2, its 11 wins out of 30. But most importantly they won crucial matches. Rajasthan Royals has 18 wins out of 30 matches and topped the table. Leaving all the statistics, I want to announce different winner for IPL 2. Its not any of the teams participated in IPL. IPL 2 winners are as below: SONY : Earned Four Lakhs for each 10 seconds through advertisement. BCCI : $ 1.63 Billion as broadcasting rights. Franchise : Each team franchise minted crores in this season. For example Sharuk enjoying profits with sponsors like Nokia , Cooc-Cola and Five others. Kolkata Knight Riders is one of the costly brands in IPL 2, even though they won only 9 matches out of 30. Sponsors : It helped each sponsor in branding their products and for further marke

Counter-Encounter

Welcome to new series of Counter-Encounter Will this road take me Boston ? Nope, you have to go on your own. I think I can't do this any more What you think is right, but what you can DO is more than what you think. You wont get tired ? Until I am retired, by the way i am planning to retire 10 years after my death. Who is your Inspiration ? Anyone interesting or Disgusting. what you think about economist ? If you lay down all the economists in the world from end to the other end of the earth, they won't reach any conclusion. Its really paining work ? Do not consider painful what is good for you. I think its my fault meeting you ? Dont find faults, find remedy. What's your favourite subject ? History, This is the only subject teaches what not to do.

Learning from Devils

Don't be afraid of the title, I just want to unveil the Notorious leadership styles of some of the evil characters in the history. They set an example to learn something from them. I know there are many things we can learn from positively successful people, but let me try these striking examples from Negative Characters in the history. Some of the characters I picked for this are as below One fought for his Region: LTTE Prabhakaran One fighting for his Religion: Osama Bin Laden (No Introduction needed) One fought for Money and Power: Pablo Escobar (Columbia drug lord) One Communist Agrarian Leader: Pol Pot(responsible for 2 Million Deaths) These are some leaders engraved their name in the history with RED BOLD letters. These people go to any extreme to do what they believe. The path they have chosen was wrong but not the core purpose. LTTE Prabhakaran: A person connected to the need of his region. For equal rights and separate identification of his region people,

Actions - Reactions V

After 4 episodes, here comes the 5Th aka Final episode of Actions - Reactions. It is just end of this series, I will come up with something new..... You are the problem ? Why can't you be solution, then. I hate you You reserve every right to hate me. It's your birth right. If I were you, I would have done it better If I were you, I don't comment like this. If you are matured, don't talk to me again. I am talking to you because, I am trying to groom unmatured like you. Follow your parents. In that case Abdul Kalam might landed up as another fisher man. Its not going to happen. Oh !!! I never know you were a fore teller. You are a spoiler Who told you that you are a scent. I don't believe strangers Every wife is not going to born along with her husband. When they meet for the first time they are strangers. You can't understand what i am going through. OK, Then i will Imagine. I don't want to talk to you Pleasure is all mine. Previous Parts. Part 1: http://jnsu

ACTIONS - REACTIONS IV

Here comes the Fourth version of ACTION - REACTIONS: Q) How is Swine Flu doing in US ? A) previously whenever I sneeze I used to say 'Excuse Me', now I am saying 'No need to panic, I don't have Swine'. Q) Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. A) Do you mind telling in plain English. Q) I hate politics at work ? A) Welcome to Earth, where were you working all these days , on Mars ??? Q) Nehru: Laziness is your enemy; Gandhi: Love your enemy; A) Love Laziness Q) Whats life in terms of cricket ? A) Till Marriage its like one day match, before kids its exciting like Twenty 20, After kids its Test match. Q) Why Divorce happens ? A) I guess Marriage is the main cause of Divorce. Q) How can I meet my expenses ? A) They are every where, you should be able to meet them. Q) Some day I will also become blogger like you ? A) Some day is not a day of the week. Q) Are you alive? A) I get mails therefore I am, I guess. Q) What makes great poet ? A) Love Failure.

Actions-Reactions III

Here comes the third one in a row, refer earlier version of ACTIONS-REACTIONS below ACTION-REACTIONS I : http://jnsuryaprakash.blogspot.com/2009/04/actions-reactions.html ACTIONS REACTIONS II : http://jnsuryaprakash.blogspot.com/2009/05/actions-reactions.html Q) My girl friend asks, do you love me ? A) Tell her, I love you when i don't hate you. Q) I love a girl, when can i propose her ? A) Go and Do it, what are you waiting for Chinese New Year ? Q) Love is Art or Science ? A) War is more of Art than Science , so as Love. Q) Swimming going to make me slim ? A) Then explain me whale. Q) What are corporate values ? A) Holy Crap Q) Are you No#1 in any thing ? A) In fact in many things, all it matters is you are looking from top or bottom. Q) How can i check if a S/W girl is good organizer of home or not ? A) Check her desktop, the way she keeps her desktop is the way she is going keep her home. Q) My boy friend hates Ice Cream ? A) Don't complain unless he hates you. Q) Are you F

Actions - Reactions

After a good response from reading community about the first version .... http://jnsuryaprakash.blogspot.com/2009/04/actions-reactions.html Here comes the second version. Q) Manager asks his reportee: what you would like to be in next 5 years ? A) Your Manager :-) Q) I like my lover's sister more than her , what to do ? A) Looks like you are love with all the products of your Mother-in-law. Q) what you think you are up to? A) 5"9' i guess. Q) You are an Idiot ? A) Thanks for considering me into your group. Q) which one is good, Love Marriage OR Arranged Marriage ? A) Any one of them, not two of them . Q) Why most of your questions roam around girls ? A) Because .............girls are pretty for ever. Q) I like Action movies, why ? A) In movies you would like to see, what you can't do. Q) Whats the funniest thing in the world ? A) TRUTH Q) what you would do differently, if you were DHURYODHAN, in MAHABHARATH ? A) I might have given 5 villages as requested by Krishna for

Jury Duty

US Citizens must be familiar with Jury Duty. Its a new term for rest of us. This is creative idea. Citizens will be part of Law. How far its really required , still arguable. All US citizens must be part of Jury Duty. They will be attending in court for expressing their views on the case assigned to their group. A group of people will be selected as Jury group. They will be expressing their view on the case. If a citizen gets summon from court to attend the Jury and he skips without informing or invalid reason, he will be punished up to 5 days in jail or 1500 Cash. Citizens will be paid for attending the jury duty. Jury duty is assigned by state to the resident citizens of the state. Employer also needs to support employee Jury Duty. Juror may participate in Civil or Criminal case. For a criminal case all the Juror members need to arrive at consensus. If they don't come to consensus, Judge decision will be final. For a civil case majority of Juror decision is final. Its expensive a