Notes from sleep deprived Dad
Rules of the New Born: From a sleep deprived Dad Baby will always cry either when you are sleeping or when you are eating. They will smile when your camera is not ready. Babies sleep 16 hours on average, needless to say those 8 hours during night time. They will cry loud when you are changing their dress or giving them bath. When you have their best clothes on, they poop. Mean time of diaper changing should be as less as possible to avoid fountains in the case of baby boys. Babies like poop in new diaper, the moment you get them new diaper they poop. Diapers, wash clothes and milk is what they need. They are the fastest ever known machines to man , that can convert milk to poop. Never under estimate the farting speed and smell of a baby.