Surya Prakash Jayanti

How are you doing ? You really want to know OR you are just asking. Don't you think its your mistake ? Since I have done it, Its mistake. If you would have done it, its learning experience. Explain work life? Work life is all about circle and scale. Trust CIRCLE and Pay SCALE. Whats your opinion on work life balance. I do the work so you can balance your life. Doesn't she look innocent ? Tiger also looks innocent, don't go by looks. Are you getting everything you need ? Since when you became my dad. Have you lost your Mind ? Actually Monday's i keep my heart at home, Friday's I keep my mind at home. You need to get more visibility ? Why don't they get glasses rather. He is a leader. Are you his lawyer. Why can't we find good resource for this ? Well we can find good resource in every corner, but don't forget earth is round.

This is part II for Work and WARship series. You can check part 1 below. http://jnsuryaprakash.blogspot.com/2012/08/work-and-warship-1.html What's your problem ? My evenings are going like Usain Bolt and my office time is going like Golf. What makes you happy ? I don't want to loose any competitive advantage. I guess that guy is a Asset? I agree with the first 3 letters. Did you figure it out? Yes, but that's in a language I can't read. How can I help ? Hold me and whirl around. Don't worry about the salary, see how you can add value ? I tried buying milk and eggs with value, he asked for dollars. You have to love your work ? Thanks for not calling marriage. Can we squeeze any of these efforts ? You mean I need to work in nights. We need to collaborate more. I know, I called them for a beer, they don't want to come.

This is another funny series like counter-encounter I published in 2010. It supposed to be funny, not to hurt any one. I am trying to target usual workplace questions. How is your day ? Ask me that question on a weekend, I will positively answer. How is it going ? Now or before you came here ? If you can do that, I would appreciate that. I am not trying to please you. Can we meet the dead line ? Yes, if you can get off my head. Can I ask you a stupid question ? Stupidity is not a crime, but you hare right to remain silent. Give you 100% at work ? Well I can't let you suck my blood 100%. You need to show your leadership skills. oops, I forgot at home. Think outside box. That't why I am taking my brain for a walk. You need to motivate team. I know, but beer is not allowed at work. You have to identify areas of growth. I know my tummy is not one of them.

Today I was able to spend some time in Gartner Conference. All the speakers are having wealth of knowledge and most importantly they work closely with executives of all big companies. One speaker I should mention specifically is Hung Lehong. He is wealth of knowledge and he can tie you to your seat with his knowledge. You can find his profile here http://www.gartner.com/AnalystBiography?authorId=19321 I will discuss few points which stuck in my mind. Internet of things : This topic is all about connected devices talking to each other. The device can be your refrigerator complaining about lack of milk OR your car reminding you about servicing. Another example is your plants tweeting you that it has to be watered. You will feel this is possible after the below explanation. A sensor will be planted in your garden. Moisture sensors are available as low as $1.25 in Taiwan. It will connect to your wi-fi and send standard message through the controller. Sounds simple or Scary ? Big

This blogpost is for Telugu folks. If developer has to tell the dialogues of business man... here is what it looks like. Nenu andarila elago alaga batikeddamani IT loki raledu. Code tho vucha poyinchadaniki vacha.... Coding chethakani vade baggula gurunchi matladathadu... Hard coding saswatham kadu standards mukhyam antaru, Kani Hard coding migilipotondi, standards mari potunnayi. Ekkuva mandi tester lani petti confuse cheyyakandi, confusion lo ekkuva coding chesesthanu... Design lo vundi kabatti manaspurthi ga coding cheyyatam ledu.. Yevaru Yekeebhavinchin a, lekapoyina naaku Nachchindi..... anthe....!!! Mundu salary gurunchi matladatha, tharuvatha code gurunchi matladatha Visiting card ivvataniki nenu chesedi executive job kadu, kavalante rendu variables istha vunchuko.. Project Manager developers ni udakapetti, vepi rakarakaalugaa thinesthaaru. Ade oka  PM ni   developer question cheste prapamchamlo anni  news channels  lonu choopistaaru. Em PMvena praanaalu, de