Surya Prakash Jayanti

Here are some excellent Russian pro verbs / sayings translated in English. I picked some I liked, Happy Reading. You cannot break through a wall with your forehead. Take the bull by the horns. Stormy weather cannot stay all the time,the red sun will come out,too. The scythe ran into a stone. (Said of meeting of two persons who are a match for each other in cunning or power) Do not praise yourself while going into battle; praise yourself coming out of battle. Do not Carry rubbish out of your hut. Chickens are counted in autumn. Do not make an elephant out of a fly. A man should not be struck when he is down. Do not teach a pike to swim, a pike knows his own science The end is the crown of any work. There is no evil without good. The sun will shine into our yard too. After a storm (comes) fair weather, after sorrow (comes) joy All are not cooks that walk with long knives. All cats are grey at night. As is well that ends well One may make up a soft bed (for somebody), but still it will be

I just went through some websites and found some weird facts, really interesting. Storage capacity of brain in electronic terms is around 1000 Tera Bytes. The brain is much more active at the night rather than during day. 80% of the brain is water. The acid in your stomach is Strong enough to dissolve razor blade. Human body has 60,000 Miles of blood vessels. Women's heart beat faster than man. Women blink twice as many times as men do. Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born. Women are better smeller than man. Monday is the day of the week when the risk of heart attack is greatest. Over 90% of diseases are caused or complicated by stress. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. Women burn fat more slowly than men, by a rate of about 50 calories a day Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

Q) Who are you ? A) fellow like you Q) We should do something. A) we are doing , waiting. Q) Ask me a question ? A) Are you married or you are happy. Q) All good things come to those who wait. A) Ok, then wait and wait till you dont need it. Q) I open car door for my wife every time we go out. A) Either car must be new or your wife. Q) Optimistic says glass is half full, pesimistic says glass is half empty. Who are you, out of these two ? A) Realistic, who tells the fact that somebody has to wash the glass. Q) Take my advice. A) Why, you dont use it anyway. Q) I slept like a baby yesterday ? A) That means, woke up and cried every 3-4 hours, Q) How you spent your money ? A) I spent 50% of my money on women and Wine, rest I wasted. Q) I think my boss is stupid A) If he is smart, you wont have your job.

She is damn cute, irresistible . One time life offer of driving her home. If She smiles the moon will surely shy away. First time I felt like the passenger seat in the car should not be adjacent but diagonal , so that we have less pressure on the neck. She said its a long day, I felt its short trip. Why the hell there is no traffic jam today on the road. I dusted out my brain which is not used since long time. A spark, alias thought. I said you must be feeling tired lets go and get a coffee. She is thinking, thinking, thinking.......and she said Yes. That's the first time I searched for Starbucks coffee like emergency, I got it. Looks like its my day. We went in, I offered her a seat. I quickly got two coffees , that's the fastest I can act. I was as fast as a Soldier in the war. Some tips for you, number of times she laughed at your joke, she inquired more about you, she surprised with what you said, she says WOW etc., add +1 point. Number of times she says leave that discu

This is collection of small poems by famous writer Arudra . I picked some of my favourite ones here... పిలిచినప్పుడు రాదు , వెదల గొట్టిన పోదు , వనితా తియ్యని చేదు, ఓ కూనలమ్మ వలస పోయిన వారు, తిరగెను పలుమారు, ప్రియమైన సొంతూరు ఓ కూనలమ్మ కావాలి బాబు తెల్లని చెర్మం లేకుంటే నీ ఖర్మం తెలుసుకో అసలు మర్మం ఓ కూనలమ్మ మరిది గీసిన గీత దాటింది సీత రాముడి గుండె కోత ఓ కూనలమ్మ పండులో రసముండు పడుచులో సోగాసుండు పైసలో జగముండు ఓ కూనలమ్మ

Q) I can never understand nature ? A) Its pretty simple, there are many ways to die and only one to be born. Q) Do you make tasty food ? A) Food tastes good when made by other person. Q) Why do you stare at girls ? A) Staring at girls is not passion, its obsession. Q) You have done an appreciable job ? A) I don't understand complex English , tell me in simple $$$ terms Q) What is research ? A) If you don't know what you are doing, its called research. Q) Tell me shortcut for happy career ? A) Be a girl or be smart. Q) What do you think about American Marriages ? A) 50% of marriages end in divorce because 30% begin in pregnancy Q) Tell me about Indian Marriages. A) Its OK to loose, as long as it is for a good cause called marriage. Q) How to convince my boss ? A) Dazzle with intelligence or baffle with bullshit. Q) Can we reserve seat in Heaven ? A) Yes, If you have already gone through the hell called Marriage.

Q) People say this is good for me. A) Don't keep important decisions for public opinion poll. Q) I can't take a decision. A) Then keep postponing it, until it is irrelevant. Q) I am flexible in deciding. A) Be flexible with the approach, not with the decision. Q) What's keeping you busy these days ? A) Stupid questions of the people. Q) I love partying. A) I too when others give it !!! Q) Does opportunity knock your door ? A) Nope, I went out, searched it, held the hand and dragged to my door. Q) You are lucky. A) Luck is what people would like to have, what you had. But don't want to struggle like you. Q) Are you Success or Failure ? A) Well, it all depends on marketing. Q) May god smile on you. A) Please tell him a joke. Q) Why kings in the history are so famous ? A) Because they had all the finest 3 W's. Women, Wealth and Wine.

Here comes the 10Th round of Actions - Reactions, enjoy reading it !!! Q) Why women are always on demand ? A) They are like parking slots, good one's are taken and free one's are handicapped. Q) Why always good looking women get preference ? A) Its always better to be beautiful than intelligent. Q) I get so emotional when my girlfriend is not around. A) That emotion is called happiness. Enjoy it before your girl friend comes back. Q) Mine was love at first sight. A) you would have taken second look. Q) I am having a quite relationship with my girl friend ? A) Oh !!! you are not talking to each other. Q) Why people around me suggest to get married ? A) They might be jealous of your happiness. Q) Why cant you lend me one of your books ? A) Sure, any book other than my cheque book. Q) If you go back in time, who you wanted to be ? A) Babar Emperor, because he won most of the wars in the history and he has most number of wifes, he is the man !!! Q) What does education give to human