Actions - Reactions 12
Q) I can never understand nature ?
A) Its pretty simple, there are many ways to die and only one to be born.
Q) Do you make tasty food ?
A) Food tastes good when made by other person.
Q) Why do you stare at girls ?
A) Staring at girls is not passion, its obsession.
Q) You have done an appreciable job ?
A) I don't understand complex English, tell me in simple $$$ terms
Q) What is research ?
A) If you don't know what you are doing, its called research.
Q) Tell me shortcut for happy career ?
A) Be a girl or be smart.
Q) What do you think about American Marriages ?
A) 50% of marriages end in divorce because 30% begin in pregnancy
Q) Tell me about Indian Marriages.
A) Its OK to loose, as long as it is for a good cause called marriage.
Q) How to convince my boss ?
A) Dazzle with intelligence or baffle with bullshit.
Q) Can we reserve seat in Heaven ?
A) Yes, If you have already gone through the hell called Marriage.
A) Its pretty simple, there are many ways to die and only one to be born.
Q) Do you make tasty food ?
A) Food tastes good when made by other person.
Q) Why do you stare at girls ?
A) Staring at girls is not passion, its obsession.
Q) You have done an appreciable job ?
A) I don't understand complex English, tell me in simple $$$ terms
Q) What is research ?
A) If you don't know what you are doing, its called research.
Q) Tell me shortcut for happy career ?
A) Be a girl or be smart.
Q) What do you think about American Marriages ?
A) 50% of marriages end in divorce because 30% begin in pregnancy
Q) Tell me about Indian Marriages.
A) Its OK to loose, as long as it is for a good cause called marriage.
Q) How to convince my boss ?
A) Dazzle with intelligence or baffle with bullshit.
Q) Can we reserve seat in Heaven ?
A) Yes, If you have already gone through the hell called Marriage.
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