Surya Prakash Jayanti

This is part II for Work and WARship series. You can check part 1 below. http://jnsuryaprakash.blogspot.com/2012/08/work-and-warship-1.html What's your problem ? My evenings are going like Usain Bolt and my office time is going like Golf. What makes you happy ? I don't want to loose any competitive advantage. I guess that guy is a Asset? I agree with the first 3 letters. Did you figure it out? Yes, but that's in a language I can't read. How can I help ? Hold me and whirl around. Don't worry about the salary, see how you can add value ? I tried buying milk and eggs with value, he asked for dollars. You have to love your work ? Thanks for not calling marriage. Can we squeeze any of these efforts ? You mean I need to work in nights. We need to collaborate more. I know, I called them for a beer, they don't want to come.

This is another funny series like counter-encounter I published in 2010. It supposed to be funny, not to hurt any one. I am trying to target usual workplace questions. How is your day ? Ask me that question on a weekend, I will positively answer. How is it going ? Now or before you came here ? If you can do that, I would appreciate that. I am not trying to please you. Can we meet the dead line ? Yes, if you can get off my head. Can I ask you a stupid question ? Stupidity is not a crime, but you hare right to remain silent. Give you 100% at work ? Well I can't let you suck my blood 100%. You need to show your leadership skills. oops, I forgot at home. Think outside box. That't why I am taking my brain for a walk. You need to motivate team. I know, but beer is not allowed at work. You have to identify areas of growth. I know my tummy is not one of them.