Actions - Reactions

After a good response from reading community about the first version ....

http://jnsuryaprakash.blogspot.com/2009/04/actions-reactions.html

Here comes the second version.

Q) Manager asks his reportee: what you would like to be in next 5 years ?
A) Your Manager :-)

Q) I like my lover's sister more than her , what to do ?
A) Looks like you are love with all the products of your Mother-in-law.

Q) what you think you are up to?
A) 5"9' i guess.


Q) You are an Idiot ?
A) Thanks for considering me into your group.


Q) which one is good, Love Marriage OR Arranged Marriage ?
A) Any one of them, not two of them .

Q) Why most of your questions roam around girls ?
A) Because .............girls are pretty for ever.

Q) I like Action movies, why ?
A) In movies you would like to see, what you can't do.

Q) Whats the funniest thing in the world ?
A) TRUTH

Q) what you would do differently, if you were DHURYODHAN, in MAHABHARATH ?
A) I might have given 5 villages as requested by Krishna for Pandava's.

Comments

Aakil said…
last one is best!!

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