Counter - Encounter 7

Q) How can you be so stupid ?
A) Its genetic I guess, why, you are jealous?

Q) How was the meeting ?
A) Well, there was a beginning, middle and ending.

Q) Do you know where you are going ?
A) You cant no where you are going, till you have been there.

Q) Are you a good player ?
A) It all depends on how well the other player is playing.

Q) Which place you play in football ?
A) Any place where there are no men.

Q) Do you think you can do it ?
A) You want me to do it or think, only one thing at a time.

Q) If you ever be given a chance to become an animal, which animal you would be ?
A) Women

Q) Tell me something really funny ?
A) You are Intelligent.

Q) She is an innocent girl ?
A) Girl or Innocent, one can not be both.

Q) Did you ever cheated on your girl friend ?
A) I am always on the receiving end of cheating. Never got a chance to see the other end.

Q) What happens if every secret of yours gets disclosed ?
A) At the least 10 wives will get divorced.

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