Elections for the biggest Democratic Nation in the world !!!!

This is about Elections in India - Biggest democracy in the world.

Curtain raised for drama (elections), this movie is re-released once in every 5 years generally, Sometimes even before that. On the records, every citizen of India over 18 can execute their primary right i.e voting. People of the country will be selecting their leaders (???) for the next 5 year period.

As responsible citizens of India, you have to enroll in the election process of the biggest democracy of the world. It might become your horrible experience with big forms, long queues, waiting for photo session (Photo voter Id Card). Receiving the voter ID card in hand may be more thrilling than getting US Visa.

After receiving the voter id card you can go and execute your right to vote on the day of election. While heading to the polling booth you will see several deviations like 'Film Star' Marg, Liquor street, Cash Lane, Caste square, Religion Circle. You should be controlled enough to cross all these hurdles. At the final destination point you will find polling booth in 'Rowdyism' building. If you are dare devil you can go and caste your vote, provided nobody else has done that honour on behalf of you already.

After looking at the ballot paper don't scare if you find all the candidates are having some or other criminal background, you have to vote one of them. You can use your best judgement (like "inki pinki ponki"). This decides your fate for next 5 years.

After coming out wait for some days to see who got elected and hope he will change the fate of the country. Wish he will build dream India. Dream , Dream , Dream till you get next elections. Then again caste your vote by going through above horrible process and again Dream , Dream, Dream. There is no tax on dream in the India yet. Our leaders are very kind , right ?

"JAI HO " to the worlds biggest democracy !!!!

Comments

La Vid said…
This makes good sense coming from guys like us who had not paid direct taxes for govt to burn em .. ;)

Given a choice between a bell boy at the Trump Plaza or a warlord in ur back yard.. what you will choose for..?
Is it for the glory in the battle field or peaceful serinity. what you choose for?
La Vid said…
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