Surya Prakash Jayanti

Q) I love my wife even at old age. A) You must be archaeologist. Q) My girlfriend is devil ? A) I see redundancy in your statement. Q) I got a new car for my wife. A) That's great exchange offer Q) Have you taken IQ test ? A) Yes, I took one, but results were in negative. Q) Have an open mind ? A) I am afraid my brain will fall out. Q) I am bad at memory A) You should not worry as long as you are telling truth. Q) Why cant you do multitasking ? A) I screw one thing at a time. Q) What do you think of your girl friend ? A) She is alive, because it is illegal to shoot people. Q) Tell me about women ? A) There are several theories, but my experience is none of them work. Q) My girlfriend don't want to marry me and don't want to leave me as well ? A) As long as you are optimist, she will be opportunist.

Q) Why you write this series Actions-Reactions. A) Because for every Action there is an equal and opposite Reaction. Q) what does this give ? A) A short sentence based on my long experience. Q) You need little improvement. A) May be my gene pool need chlorine wash. Q) you want to slip into something comfortable ? A) I don't want to go to coma now. Q) What are rules and exceptions ? A) Rules are for others and exceptions are for ourselves. Q) What is fine and what is tax ? A) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Q) Life is like a bird ? A) Yep, Its cute, until it shits on your head. Q) Are you unique ? A) Yes, I am Unique, just like everyone else. Q) I am working restless yet no satisfaction in life ? A) Ah ....you must be a software engineer.

Q) I am bored with my 40 year old wife . A) You cant trade her for two twenty year old girls. So live with it. Q) Hardwork has future payoff A) Lazyness pays of NOW !!! Q) Do you think god loves me ? A) Yes he does, that's why he mad so many stupid people like you in this world. Q) Do you achieve your target always ? a) Yes, its pretty simple. Do what you want to do, whatever result you get, call that your target. Q) Children in dark makes accidents ? A) Actually its otherway around, Accidents in the dark make children. Q) Women should not have children after 35, what do you say ? A) yep, 35 children are enough. Q) How is your office ? A) Like hell with fluorescent lighting. Q) Explain me what is conscience ? A) Conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Q) who are you ? A) I am a waste of two billion years of evolution. Q) My girl friend says, all her friends got tattos. A) Ask her to realize after 40 years we will have all old women running around with tatto...

Here comes the new episode of Action-Reactions, this is dedicated to the people with girl friend. Its for fun, don't take it seriously, coz no body comes out of life alive........Happy reading !!! Q) Why do men like love at first site ? A) Because they know its all over, once she opens her mouth. Q) Why do men like smart women ? A) Because they are so rare. Q) What is the thinnest book in the world. A) Biography of a happy lover. Q) How do you feel when your girlfriend rejects you ? A) I feel under valued as per my current market value :-) Q) When we were together my girlfriend used to say, I die for you. A) Ask her to keep the promise now. Q) If you had will, you would have got your girl friend ? A) I had will, but she had another way. Q) I am looking for a good girl. A) Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. Q) Why you left your girlfriend and planning to marry someone else ? A) If I have to chose between two evils, I would prefer picking the one never tried before. Q) W...

Its so bad that June month, the month which I love most is ending tomorrow. Tomorrow is June 30th. I dont have power to grant one more day in June, I wish I could. I like June month, dont know why. Some how its special to me, so special. If my life is written as history June month will have the most of my feelings. I think I had everything which a man wishes in June. I was born in June. My first job started in June, first resignation, even second job also started in June and many more things like this :-). It looks like whatever I start in June, I will end in June. Having said that, with all respect to the month of June, I say bye bye to you June. Meet you again next year. But remember I miss you.

Thank you for your nice complements on this series, that gives me the encouragement to continue this further....... You can't see good in any thing, are you pessimist ? No, Realist. Can you admit you have a problem ? No , I am not married yet. Its matter of prestige ? Take your prestige to the market and lets see how many eggs you get. My pain was your pleasure ? My pleasure paining you ? Are you a good guy ? There are only two good guys in the world, one who just born and the one who just died. Wish me happy birthday ? OK, you lost one more year of your life, now go and celebrate. Your astrology is not good. Go and ask God, I cant be responsible for his mistake. What are you doing ? Diving into my own destruction, want to Join ? What is most dangerous thing in life ? A smiling wife welcoming you at your door step, when you return home. Why you are continuously staring and smiling at her ? coz, When we meet next time she feels my face familiar :-)

Some excellent proverbs I liked in telugu.... Happy Reading !!! బతికి పట్నం చూడాలి...చచ్చి స్వర్గం చూడాలి బరితెగించిన కోడి బజార్లో గుడ్డెట్టినట్టు బొంకరా బొంకరా పోలిగా అంటే టంగుటూరి మిరియాలు తాడికాయంత అన్నాడట భోగం ఇల్లు తగలబడిపోతోందంటే గోచీలు విప్పుకుని పరుగెత్తారంట మంచోడు, మంచోడు అంటే, మంచమెక్కి ఏదో చేసాడంట మనిషి మర్మం, మాను చేవ బైటికి తెలియవు మందుకని పంపిస్తే మాసికం నాటికి వచ్చే రకం మాటకు మా ఇంటికి... కూటికి మీ ఇంటికి అన్నట్లు ముద్దొచ్చినప్పుడే, చంకనెక్కాలి మూరెడు పొంగటం ఎందుకు బారెడు కుంగటం ఎందుకు? రాజుని చూసిన కంటితో మొగుడిని చూస్తే, మొత్తబుద్ది అవుతుంది రావిచెట్టుకు ప్రదక్షిణాలు చేస్తే పిల్లలు పుడతారంటే చుట్టు చుట్టుకూ పొట్ట చూసుకుందట లంఖణం చెయ్యమంటేనే ఉపవాసానికి ఒప్పుకున్నట్టు వంగలేక మంగళవారం అన్నాడంట వినేవాడు వెధవ అయితె పంది కూడా పురాణం చెపుతుంది శుభం పలకరా పెళ్ళికొడకా అంటే పెళ్ళికొచ్చినోళ్లంతా నా పెద్దపెళ్లాలు అన్నాడట శాస్త్రం ప్రకారం చేస్తే కుక్క పిల్లలు పుట్టాయంట సత్రం భోజనం మఠం నిద్ర అన్నట్లు సూది కోసం సోది కెళితే పాత రంకంతా బయట పడిందిట పెళ్ళీకి పందిరి వెయ్యమంటే చావుకి పాడి ...